bitchytbh:

having “feelings” is ruining my reputation of being a heartless bitch 

(via pizza)

Butterflies and Breakfast Cereal: A Comedy of Time Travel and Frosted Flakes

WATCH THIS THING I DID MAKEUP FOR

(It’s pretty great, not gonna lie)

pluralfloral:

upgraders:

unclefather:

this is what our tax dollars pay for

good

i sure as hell hope so

I’m all about this right now.

jadeita:

my drunken father came home, pointed at my socks and said ‘what the fuck are those’

(via pizza)